Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must smash that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
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